Go to Google and type in "[your name] looks like", with the double quote marks. Then, note down the relevant matches. I got:James looks like a mummy in a wig.
James looks like he straining for a shit.
James looks cut. ... toney-looking cut.....but what is he going to look like when he breathes out?
James looks like Tiny Tim.
James looks like a walking suitcase.
James looks like a scont.
James looks like he wants to do me.
James looks like a seal.
James looks like a film out of the 1980s.
James looks like someone I know!
James looks like a fat, black, has-been boxer.
James looks like a Muppet and has a voice eerily similar to Neil Young.
James looks like a retarded high schooler in his prom outfit.
James looks like the proverbial dumb blonde- and she plays the part to perfection.
James looks like a creepy librarian.
James looks like a hamster now.
James looks like he's going to be a little heartbreaker!
James looks like a dork.
James looks like he'd be a sloppy kisser.
James looks like he’s just come in from playing in the sea and now he wants an ice cream.
James looks like a fine fine cat who had a wonderful life with you.
James looks like he's made of light-grey plastic; this is normal, but you can change it if you like by using the Document Display Style tool.
James looks like a Romulan.
It's surprisingly accurate. This must be old news however, since some of the matches were from the blogs of other people called James, who have done this search already.
James needs a hat.
James needs some love.
James needs to deliver a knockout.
James needs to know she's gonna be there.
James needs to get off his fat ass.
James needs to get out more.
James needs your Help and Prayers.
James needs to have a Sister Souljah moment.
However, 'James wants' throws up the curious
James wants no Revo games! James wants no GameCube games! James wants no DS games! James wants no GBAs games! James wants no n64 games!
I think Google must be broken.
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