A while back I posted a story that I made for my grade school English students about a horse that gets stuck in a hole. I made it so that when I was telling the story, I appeared to run out of the classroom and appear inside the story projected onto the classroom wall! Then, I am bundled into the hole by the horse and the HORSE HIMSELF appears to enter the classroom! Believe it!



I realised that I never showed you any pictures of myself wearing the horse mask I used to achieve this terrifying / generally nonplussing effect, so I'm righting that wrong right now. I am a man who rights wrongs.



I don't know who was impressed more, the children or the parents / teachers in attendance! Because the parents/teachers folded their arms in disgust while the children just looked out of the window

I have another thing I forgot to post from round about the same time (the time of the US Elections, in fact.)  I played a game with my kids called 'My Superhero', where I handed them pictures of a blank superhero-type body with no markings or features, and they had to fill in the worksheet with their own superhero designs and then write about it in English. The kids ended up  making a bunch of pretty amazing characters, like 'Fire Girl' and 'England Man' and 'Thief Killer', but one design in particular stood out. I hope you like it!

This is the last story I made before I got fired from my job as a English teacher in South Korea. I still have a bunch more lessons to show you, but I thought now was a good time to show you the final one- 'THE SNAKE IS LONG'. This one's an epic. It's sort of nuts. I hope you like it!





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