Q: What's a monster's favorite jazz musician?
A:  Duke Skellington.

 It's still 'make up a joke day', where everybody has to invent at least one new joke.

Jokes are easy to make up, you just find one word that sounds like another word and work your way backwards

Q: What do Woolly Mammoths wear to work?
A: Elepants!

Q: Where do you buy Elepants?
A: At the 'Wool'-worths 'Mammoth' sale.

Oh man also if you can think of a word in everyday parlance that sounds like 'Yarrrr' you've got yourself a pirate joke

Q: What is a Pirate's favorite author?
A: J. Yarrrr! Yarrrr! Tolkein.

 NOW YOU TRY

 That is what day it is

Q: Did you hear about the fish copyright thief?

A: He got sued to the 'tuna' one-hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

 feel free to join in!